The Best of Chelsea Handler’s Mom’s Advice

“My mother told me that life isn’t always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being.  I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.” – Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

Source: Jamie McCartney
The Great Wall of Vagina Exhibit, Panel 1

For those of you who may not know, Chelsea Handler is the host of a late-night talk show called Chelsea Lately, on the E! network, and she’s funny as hell.  Based upon this quote, though, it is clear that Moms truly need to talk this matter over with their sons, reminding them that the real goal in life is to try and please others and not yourself. Or, better, not just try to get pleasure for yourself.

Blow jobs are NOT the only way to give pleasure selflessly, oh no! Oral Sex is a two-way street, and men could learn to spend a little time worshiping at our altar for once. If you want my lips on you, you better get to putting your lips on mine! Not to mention all the beautiful, luscious lips featured in The Great Wall of Vagina–a plaster mold exhibit featuring the real, casted vaginas of over 300 women!

Too often, in passing insults or humorless jokes, the vagina is cast in the supporting role of the biggest blockbuster film in life: Sex. Viewed as a smelly, hairy, often-too-big hole where the headlining star pops in and out and then exits stage left, it becomes the destination rather than the prize. For all the blowing a woman does, all the vagina gets is a couple licks, then repeatedly stuffed.

The “Great Wall’s” artist, Jamie McCartney, is trying to get us to understand the beauty of the vagina, not just in its diversity, but in its inherent delicacy and vulnerability. (Just look at those casting images, and tell me you wouldn’t feel vulnerable!)

But if you really want to show the ladies how much you care, how much you appreciate the real beauty of their pussies, pick up Oral Satisfaction today and learn how to navigate the rewarding and fulfilling Pleasure Journey to mutual, satisfying Orgasms For Sure!

Follow Tatiana on Pinterest!
Discover all the joys, wonders, and rewards of oral sex!

He Loves Oral Sex, but She Hates Sucking Dick

Ladies, ladies, ladies: you must know one of the core ingredients to keeping a man very happy.  And that is sucking his dick, penis, or rod: whatever you want to call it. Get it done.  At the age of 18, my first husband had asked me to do what I thought was “the unthinkable”: suck his dick.  I ran out of the room crying, hysterical because I honestly thought he did not love or respect me.  Two days later, this little voice approached me and whispered in my ear,

“If you don’t, someone else will.”

That’s when I discovered my love for porn in the 80s, which also became my saving grace.  I became a pro, a master at sucking dick.  Now, I perform with confidence; giving a “warning sign” indication of his soon-to-be vulnerability and emotional dependency. I love the power, but most importantly I love giving and sharing in the emotional joys, wonders and rewards that performing satisfying oral sex brings him—not to mention how willing he’ll be to return the favor!  Girl, learn to suck a mean dick because 1) it is refreshing and 2) it can be a major turn on for you if done selflessly and passionately!! ;o)

The Joys, Wonders, and Rewards of Oral Sex
Oral Satisfaction on Amazon.com