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Recently, my girlfriend introduced me to the app Coffee Meets Bagel; I signed up and was really impressed. I did get a few interesting guys to chat with, but nothing led to a date. Their concept is pretty cool. They ask three basic questions (so you think) and match you up with guys who see the same questions and provide answers that are very similar to yours. When you have been on for about a month, though, the manipulation begins. You can only sign on through Facebook, and they started asking “governmental” type questions. As a result, I’m out, dropped the mic, and deleted it from my smartphone.

Fast forward, instead of Coffee Meets Bagel, how about Coffee Meets Oral Sex? Kudos to the Swiss, who add simple spice to one’s simply boring life. Add sex to the coffee bar menu and turn it into a delectable fascination that leaves you sipping on a cup of Joe, while having your dick sucked. Literally seeing your own cream re-routed to her lips for a small fee. Simply brilliant!!! In the best of ways, men are the simplest creatures that truly exist. Feed them, fuck them (which includes sucking their dicks also), and let them enjoy their sports. Love it!!!

I recently enjoyed listening to a Real Time with Bill Maher podcast (#lmao), which aired on August 6, 2016, featuring a segment called “Future Headlines…” and I heard him jokingly announce that Switzerland is opening a Fellatio Cafe that caterers to men who can order coffee and enjoy a blow job in the process. #Amazing!!! The Swiss are on to something, like Amsterdam being open to legal prostitution. They get it; you have to always be true to thyself. And SEX matters in the world; everyone seems to understand that, with the exception of America.

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America, yes, we tend to hide behind our sexual secrets and our appetite for sex so much so that it can appear oral sex does not matter in this country. But, I ask you, in what world? AGAIN, men LOVE having their dicks sucked!!! And, sex sells!!! Just look at the facts and statistics behind the porn industry. Most women are aware that we live in a patriarchal society where men can continue to age, ass old like Chuck Scarborough on NBC News Channel 4, and it’s ok. Whereas Joan London, Jane Pauley, Sue Simon were all replaced because they aged out. How is that okay? Just because “it’s our society”, so we just don’t talk about it.

However, the pure bullshit manipulation that our society continues to convey toward women is malarkey (just asked VP Joe Biden). Women are waking up and finding that their sexual appetites are real and they want to feed them. The majority of women love having their pussy eaten, which also explains why heterosexual relationships with women are shrinking and they are finding lesbian relationships more fulfilling. Kudos to embracing your true self and experiencing a guaranteed orgasm. Society wants women to now believe that oral sex is dangerous, sickly, and causes diseases. Encouraging some men, who already don’t embrace the female oral sex craving, not to indulge because it’s very bad for their health. BUT, YET, YOU STILL WANT YOUR DICKS SUCKED!!!

Read more about the Swiss Fellatio Cafe at Eater.com

Read more about the Swiss Fellatio Cafe at Maxim.com

My suggestion, have a sip of coffee in hopes that you can get your dick sucked. Because they are looking for ways to offer the same life pleasures to women in Switzerland. #Pussy #Oral #Oralsex #Blowjob #BJ

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“When a man stop enjoying #Oral Sex, then we can enforce a Ban”

 

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Stay true to yourself and don’t compromise your sexual joy for a non-believer who lack vision to give pleasure you so deserve.

Remember, knowledge is power so get  your eBook copy of Oral Satisfaction on #Amazon.

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Ladies, it important to know your worth—in that you should NEVER treat your pussy just as a “hole” to plug. Au contraire. For me, personally, I have NEVER thought that my pussy was just a hole to plug; but that it’s a beautiful Lotus Flower that I decide who is worthy to enter and enjoy immensely.

When I was twelve years old, I figured out a way to have an orgasm without literally touching myself. The take away: it felt amazing between my legs and made my body feel good. When I matured a little to age 15, and working at the Donnell Library in the Young Adult section, I learned the importance of having an orgasm and how sensitive certain body parts are.

Over time, that lesson helped me when I also learned that sometimes you might not be in the mood but you want to satisfy your spouse or partner… I do get it. However, try to make a conscious effort for when he enters you—that he gets addicted and gets to fiendin’ just to be inside your Lotus Flower.

This is how you capitalize on your power and control your pussy; even if it’s for a “quicky.” Because you can still achieve an orgasm with a quicky, especially if your MIND is focused, your pussy is nice and wet, hot and juicy… let him ride and choke that dick until he cries for mercy.

Even though I usually have nothing but love for Chris Brown, his latest hot hit, “Back to Sleep”, gets him in the A-holism Hall of Fame today!!

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“Despite everything, no on can dictate who you are to other people.” – Prince

THE TWO SEXIEST MEN ALIVE PERFORMING TOGETHER:

 

PRINCE & CEE LO “CRAZY” LIVE IN NYC!! OMG!!

#RIPPRINCE

And in his honor, one of my favorite Prince tracks: Cream

 

These lyrics just don’t stop!!

This is it
It’s time for you to go to the wire
You will hit
‘Cause you got the burnin’ desire
It’s your time (Time)
You got the horn so why don’t you blow it
You are fine (Fine)
You’re filthy cute and baby you know it

Cream
Get on top
Cream
You will cop
Cream
Don’t you stop
Cream
Sh-boogie bop

You’re so good
Baby there ain’t nobody better (Ain’t nobody better)
So you should
Never, ever go by the letter (Never ever)
You’re so cool (Cool)
Everything you do is success
Make the rules (Rules)
Then break them all ’cause you are the best

Yes you are

Cream
Get on top
Cream
You will cop
Cream
Don’t you stop
Cream
Sh-boogie bop

Look up in the air, it’s your guitar

Do your dance
Why should you wait any longer?
Take a chance
It could only make you stronger
It’s your time (It’s your time)
You got the horn so why don’t you blow it (Go on and blow it)
You’re so fine (you’re so fine)
You’re filthy cute and baby you know it (you know it)

Cream
Get on top
Cream
You will cop
Cream
Don’t you ever stop
Cream
Sh-boogie bop

Read more: Prince – Cream Lyrics | MetroLyrics

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“The Beauty of the Mouth & Tongue!”

The Power of the Tongue and the amazing things that it can do while performing oral sex should be fueled by your passion. Sexy Queen Bey shows off her many great talents, like roller skating, bouncing to the electrifying beats, and sucking on a lollipop. Sex sells, and anything that is sexually suggestive will go viral, just ask Dream Girl Abigail Ratchford.

Enjoy Queen Bey’s orally delicious video!!

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Can we please focus on the topic at hand?! Yes, we are thrilled that it’s Friday–as we often hear “TGIF (Thank God It’s Friday).”  But, remember, we live in a VERY SEXUALLY minded world where Sex is Power!!! It’s not too surprising, then, how people’s lives are changed via the Internet and based solely on sex.

Remember how Lady K (Kim Kardashian) got her start???

So TGIF, or Tongue Goes In First, definitely speaks the language of those who truly enjoy the art of oral sex!!

Happy “Fucking” Friday!!!

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