Recently, my girlfriend introduced me to the app Coffee Meets Bagel; I signed up and was really impressed. I did get a few interesting guys to chat with, but nothing led to a date. Their concept is pretty cool. They ask three basic questions (so you think) and match you up with guys who see the same questions and provide answers that are very similar to yours. When you have been on for about a month, though, the manipulation begins. You can only sign on through Facebook, and they started asking “governmental” type questions. As a result, I’m out, dropped the mic, and deleted it from my smartphone.

Fast forward, instead of Coffee Meets Bagel, how about Coffee Meets Oral Sex? Kudos to the Swiss, who add simple spice to one’s simply boring life. Add sex to the coffee bar menu and turn it into a delectable fascination that leaves you sipping on a cup of Joe, while having your dick sucked. Literally seeing your own cream re-routed to her lips for a small fee. Simply brilliant!!! In the best of ways, men are the simplest creatures that truly exist. Feed them, fuck them (which includes sucking their dicks also), and let them enjoy their sports. Love it!!!

I recently enjoyed listening to a Real Time with Bill Maher podcast (#lmao), which aired on August 6, 2016, featuring a segment called “Future Headlines…” and I heard him jokingly announce that Switzerland is opening a Fellatio Cafe that caterers to men who can order coffee and enjoy a blow job in the process. #Amazing!!! The Swiss are on to something, like Amsterdam being open to legal prostitution. They get it; you have to always be true to thyself. And SEX matters in the world; everyone seems to understand that, with the exception of America.

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America, yes, we tend to hide behind our sexual secrets and our appetite for sex so much so that it can appear oral sex does not matter in this country. But, I ask you, in what world? AGAIN, men LOVE having their dicks sucked!!! And, sex sells!!! Just look at the facts and statistics behind the porn industry. Most women are aware that we live in a patriarchal society where men can continue to age, ass old like Chuck Scarborough on NBC News Channel 4, and it’s ok. Whereas Joan London, Jane Pauley, Sue Simon were all replaced because they aged out. How is that okay? Just because “it’s our society”, so we just don’t talk about it.

However, the pure bullshit manipulation that our society continues to convey toward women is malarkey (just asked VP Joe Biden). Women are waking up and finding that their sexual appetites are real and they want to feed them. The majority of women love having their pussy eaten, which also explains why heterosexual relationships with women are shrinking and they are finding lesbian relationships more fulfilling. Kudos to embracing your true self and experiencing a guaranteed orgasm. Society wants women to now believe that oral sex is dangerous, sickly, and causes diseases. Encouraging some men, who already don’t embrace the female oral sex craving, not to indulge because it’s very bad for their health. BUT, YET, YOU STILL WANT YOUR DICKS SUCKED!!!

Read more about the Swiss Fellatio Cafe at Eater.com

Read more about the Swiss Fellatio Cafe at Maxim.com

My suggestion, have a sip of coffee in hopes that you can get your dick sucked. Because they are looking for ways to offer the same life pleasures to women in Switzerland. #Pussy #Oral #Oralsex #Blowjob #BJ

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