What do Oral Sex and Odell Beckham, Jr. have in common?

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They are both wide receivers! 

Think about it: the pussy lips can be spread wide open, ready and willing to receive her lover’s great big quarterback! But you have to get the playing field nice and moist before you make that incredible one-handed touchdown catch!

Odell Beckham, Jr. via Getty Images

Odell Beckham, Jr. via Getty Images

On Monday, the New York Giants played the Dallas Cowboys up to a nail-biting conclusion, with Dallas winning 31 to 28. Dallas’s win was overshadowed and upstaged by the most incredible touchdown catch in the history of football, according to ESPN. Here’s a video from YouTube with voice over opinions from the commentators and multiple angles of the catch:

(From Brandon Smith)

Odell’s catch was poetry in motion, which had every media outlet in an orgasmic frenzy afterward. Talent like that comes from practice–and who doesn’t want to practice the great art of oral sex?! Odell also has something else in common with pursuing the art of oral sex–PASSION!–in that once you’re “hooked” there is no turning back. You can make historical connections by keeping your head in the game and making goals for mutual, guaranteed orgasms! Touchdown!!! The difference in the Oral Sex game is that when everyone is happy, there are no losers.

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