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Did I not warn you that May is going to be an exciting sexual month that will inform, enlighten, and educate you?


Source: Vanity Fair Exclusive

Monica Lewinsky is back and the timing could not be better, as she writes to give Vanity Fair Magazine an exclusive article on her affair with former President Bill Clinton.  Lewinsky is ready to break her silence, confront her past head-on, and “burn the beret and bury the blue dress.” Because if you are not willing to confront your fears, then how can you combat them in order to move on?

Monica, when people reminisce about your torrid affair with former President Clinton your Brand was created thanks to him.  That embarrassing moment that you experienced would never be tagged as Bill Clinton’d, but Monica Lewinsky’d as your name will always be synonymous with giving a great blow job.  As you noted, “Thanks, Beyoncé, but if we’re verbing, I think you meant ‘Bill Clinton’d all on my gown,’ not ‘Monica Lewinsky’d’.” So I’m sorry to say Monica, but in Beyoncé’s hit song “Partition”, she got it right because most Americans don’t talk openly about oral sex, let alone referring to a blow job in regular conversation. It’s what the word “Cancer” was back in the 50s; you would say the “C-word.”  You are the “BJ-word”; say “Monica Lewinsky” and people know precisely what you are talking about.

Here are Beyoncé’s Lewinsky lyrics from “Partition” and the video follows:

Driver, roll up the partition, please
Driver, roll up the partition, please
I don’t need you seeing ‘Yonce on her knees
Took 45 minutes to get all dressed up
We ain’t even gonna make it to this club
Now my mascara running, red lipstick smudged
Oh he so horny, yeah he want to fuck
He popped all my buttons, and he ripped my blouse
He Monica Lewinsky-ed all on my gown

Congrats on putting your past behind you and moving on, but because of you, Oral Sex has been put on the map and for that I am humbly grateful.  Girl…you got skills!!!

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