Source: Jamie McCartney The Great Wall of Vagina Exhibit, Panel 1

Source: Jamie McCartney
The Great Wall of Vagina Exhibit, Panel 1

We live in a culture that embraces the Freedom of Speech and expression without compromising your convictions for the sake of others.  However, whenever we force our convictions selfishly onto others because we can, we are mindless twits.  We have overstepped our boundaries, being mostly disrespectful, and sometimes thinking ass-backwards to express a dumb-ass point.

The Vagina, a precious jewel, is often times debased by referring to it as its proper name.  Often called outside of its true name, the vagina has been abused or joked about, made fun of, and forgotten about especially during one-sided sex. And oral sex is totally out of the question for her, because her sexual needs, wants, and desires or not important for her to climax, just ask the FDA. REALLY?!

I am a fan of Nina Bahadur, deputy editor at the Huffington Post: Women who generally is very candid in her opinions that concern women or anything that will place us, our minds or bodies in a compromising situation.  She will stimulate great conversation about these issues, like she did about the backlash against the creator of the drama series Girls.

Recently, I read an article that she wrote, “The 13 Worst Synonyms for Vagina”, and how they are ranked by number.  In her article she also referenced how there is, “a whole wide world of vaginal euphemisms” many that I find to be appalling and obnoxious. Why?  Live and let live, and it is what it is.  No, it does not make it right, but people do have a right to say what they feel, good or bad.  You just don’t have to accept it, and it is truly less stressful not to fight a battle with misogynistic narrow-minded assholes.

Here are a few:

  • Pink Ice
  • Cooch
  • Va Jay Jay
  • Beaver
  • Box
  • Twat

Email me your nicknames for the “rod” (a.k.a. the Penis) or the Precious Jewel, the Va Jay Jay. Also, follow Nina Bahadur on Twitter:

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